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Guacamole, chunky homemade yumminess

by wildlyfree

Cheaper, healthier & tastier than store-bought alternatives

Ingredients

2 x avocado, very squishy
1 x lime - just the juice
1/2 x onion, red - i.e. richly-coloured purple, but you can use any other kind if you prefer
2 x chilli - you will have to guess with this one depending on how hot your chillis are & how much you like hot stuff! I used red
3 x tomatoes, cherry

Instructions

Mash up avocado (37p each or £1.38 for three)
Squeeze juice out of lime (97p for three)
Mix it up
Peel onion & cut into little pieces
Wash chilli & cut into little pieces
Wash tomatoes & cut into little pieces
Mix it up with the avocado & lime mix
Nom!

NB: Vary amounts of things as much as you want & feel free to leave out stuff you don’t like.

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